REC · CAM 012016-01-05 14:02:11 the water tub1 cotton candy
REC · CAM 012016-01-05 14:02:11 still feeling around0 cotton candy
it was right there a second ago

we are all raccoon.

someone handed a raccoon cotton candy. he washed it, like raccoons always do, and watched it melt in his paws.

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real footage · viral jan 2016 · raccoons wash their food. it melted.
case file · the cotton candy incident
  1. 01someone hands a raccoon a piece of cotton candy. he has it, right there in his paws.
  2. 02raccoons wash their food before they eat it. it's in the name: procyon lotor, "the washer".
  3. 03so he dunks it in the water. it melts. he keeps feeling around the bottom, staring at his empty hands.
  4. 04now look at ct. murad on stage at token2049: "it went from 90 to 9." "so you round tripped 81 million dollars." "yes."
  5. 05we've all had one in our paws. it went higher, so we held. it came back, so we held.
  6. 06then one morning we were feeling around in the water for something that was right there yesterday. we are all raccoon.
status: washedcotton candy recovered: 0
the five stages of holding

you've been every one of these.

raccoon holding pink cotton candy
me at 20x: "not selling. this goes to a billion."
raccoon dunking the cotton candy in water
me: "just one more leg."
raccoon feeling around in the water, paws empty
me checking my wallet the next morning.
raccoon looking up, shocked
me realizing it was right there yesterday.
raccoon staring at the camera
me, aping the next one anyway.
meanwhile, on ct

the water never changed.
it's just your bag now.

real posts on x, this month. the raccoon in 2016, the traders today.

just round tripped 400k on a coin 4 months ago I had $350k. today I have $50 bro just totaled the lambo without even driving it you hold. you roundtrip. you do it again $378,000 in profit but never sold roundtripped the $200k to 0 round tripped more than most people make in decades should have taken profit instead of screenshots one more trade and you've round-tripped everything
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eat it before it melts.

a coin is in your paws and it's running. tap to sell and bank it, then the next one launches. hold one second too long and it melts in the water.

cam 04 · the tubexits 0 · banked 0.00xbest 0.00x
it's in your paws.

every coin runs to a top nobody can see, then melts. sell in time, bank it, survive as many as you can.

tap the chart or press space to sell. just a game. no real coins, no real money.

cam 05 · the chart

watch the water.

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